Showing posts with label Led Zeppelin. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Led Zeppelin. Show all posts

Saturday, November 21, 2009

Them Crooked Vultures

You've undoubtedly heard of this collection and have probably heard raves about it before it even started. Even just a look at the album's wikipedia page will show a collection of reviews that are all in the 90th percentile. Don't worry. I'm not going to dash your dreams and really rebuke any of those praises. But I also don't mind saying that such universal accolades are more of an idea boner related to the company we're keeping.

Them Crooked Vultures is, of course, Dave Grohl, Josh Homme and Led Zeppelin's least laid member, John Paul Jones. Two guys who have achieved greatness fronting their own bands, and all of whom who have also sprinkled their career with enough off the cuff jamming and collaborating that each of their seats here are sure to be filled with supernatural ease. Now, I'm a rock guy; so what I hear is what I know of the participants. But even if you're too cool to have listened to Foo Fighters or Queens Of The Stone Age, you can still pretend that you're serving your indie cred hipness by relating this as a recall to Nirvana or Kyuss is some massive new Desert Session project that would only be more alternative is PJ Harvey were singing.

Point taken- we're all excited by the collaboration. How does it sound? They started off with the right idea: Make the first and the last songs the best ones.

The first track "
No One Loves Me & Neither Do I" is absolutely vulgar, from the sick riff to the lecherous lyrics. It reminds me of Josh's other side of a side project, Eagles of Death Metal, except there the singer would be Jesse Hughes who would make it sound comical and fun, whereas Josh sings it straight up blasé, just like that asshole that you're probably fucking.

"Spinning In Daffodils" on the other hand is a heady lengthy jam, avoiding the trappings of success OR failure and just relishes in the experience of being high. (Drug references are abound on the record.)

With Josh leading the guitar and vocal, it sounds mostly like a Queens record than anything else. Fuzz toned '70s licks and powerhouse drums. You would be inclined when getting John Paul Jones in your band to just embrace everything Zeppelin, and the influence is there to be sure, but there's certainly no Plant ability in the group (thankfully) and versatility of Page is traded here for the Whole Lotta Love riff. Even when some organic orchestration is blended in from Jones, it's done as a subtle backing for the song than like Zeppelin, which would feature a more instrumental break.

In total, the trio absolutely plays great together (quartet live - shout out to the great Alain Johannes). Great stoner rock from great stoners. But let's be honest, take all those 90% reviews that we discussed before. Package the same songs in a QOTSA album with credits of: Written by Josh, guest drums by Dave, guest bass by John... and those reviews would get knocked down a point. The hype of the whole is greater than the sum of the songs. (3.5 of 5 stars)

Saturday, October 31, 2009

Wolfmother - Cosmic Egg

Okay, while there seems to be nine different versions of this record to choose from, I'll be discussing the "standard" version. Seriously, nine?!?! Even KISS isn't that brazen. While I was generally a fan of the debut, and I have no opinion about the line-up change, I am going to bet that this record sounds exactly like the last one. Maybe it's my Australian prejudice. Let's see...

Starting off right, "California Queen" is a much faster upbeat rocker than the dirgy riff rockers of the past. Kind of like Deep Purple's "Burn". This upbeat-ness sticks around for the first single, "New Moon Rising", which verses are simply unaccompanied drums, which should serve the remixers with some easy tools to cross over the song to some non-stoners. Stand-outs are the near-"N.I.B." ripoff with "Sundial" and "Phoenix", which could have come out the Chickenfoot sessions.

The album has it's humdrum moments too, of course. The title track is an uninspired riff followed by the story of people in a town that "get up but don't get down". I know we're being retro but we can get a little more clever than that. I also didn't care for "Far Away", which is an uncharacteristic poppy keyboard almost-ballad. It sounds like a hit and they'd be smart to get it remixed MGMT-style and release it.

In the end, Wolfmother has some tasty riffage. But they'll never be a Led Zeppelin or a Black Sabbath. The songs certainly don't have the as interesting of structures, the leads aren't nearly as fluid and come of very deliberate and for God sake, Mr. Stockdale- you need to buy a book. Read it. But I'm just being mean now. What is true is that while your "bonus disc" may include 27 live tracks and b-sides, your album proper simply does NOT need to have 14 tracks. Throw away 5, have 9 strong ones, and you'll truly be retro, and a a lot more fun.